Quotes from Spongebob Squarepants

SPONGEBOB: Patrick! You're alive!
PATRICK: I am?


SPONGEBOB: Secretly... I'm a little naive.


SQUIDWARD: Good evening everybody, and welcome to the first ever Squidward Tentacles Talent Show, brought to you by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, 'cause no one else would give it a home.


PATRICK: Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle." Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.