Various Simpsons Quotes

LISA: Mom! Someone threw gum in my hair!
MARGE: Are you sure it's not shampoo? That washes right out.

SMITHERS: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh... die.

LISA: Oh, Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay the gas bill? I mean, what would your grandma say?
MARGE: I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.

LIONEL HUTZ: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer!